Sex Meetup Tip #4: The Morning After
You’re meeting with a woman who you met online; probably just meeting up for sex, and that’s fantastic. However, if you’re going to spend the night, you’re going to have to deal with the morning after.
The morning after doesn’t have to be difficult or awkward.
Many men love hooking up, but they don’t love the small talk and awkwardness that comes with the sunrise. There are a few ways to survive this situation, and most of them are pretty easy to do.
Of course, these tips only refer to women you’re meeting ONLY for sex. If you intend to have a relationship with a woman, you’d better make damned sure that you’re around for the morning after, no matter what you have planned for the next day.
You can always get out early.
One thing men forget is that social rules are not exactly social laws. You have to weigh your cost/benefit analysis here, because staying for the morning after is something that women love—but not something that you necessarily NEED to do every time.
One very simple way to deal with the morning after is not to deal with it at all. Wait until she’s asleep, channel your inner ninja, and get the hell out before she wakes up.
Yes, this is much easier if you’re meeting up with a girl who’s a heavy sleeper. Sometimes you win that lottery, and sometimes you lose. That’s just part of looking for sex in the UK, or anywhere.
The benefits of sneaking out in the morning are that you don’t have to deal with small talk, of course, and the fact that you don’t have to deal with any awkward questions like, “Where is this going?” and, “Will you call me?”
If you sneak out, don’t expect a repeat performance.
Many of our tips for meeting up for sex are good not just the first time, but when you call a woman again and ask for a reprise. If you’re so unenthused about the idea of the morning after that you’re willing to sacrifice any future hookups with this woman, it might be worth it to you to get out early.
If you had a great night and you want to do it again, however, you might want to rethink that position. In that case, staying might well be in your best interests, and hopefully hers as well.
If you’re staying, don’t be gross.
In a perfect world, you will always be showered and shaved with your teeth brushed before you ever touch a woman. This is going to give you by far the best chance of rocking her world not just once, but as many times as you like, as well as dispelling some harmful negative stereotypes about men.
However, we understand that this isn’t always feasible for the first thing in the morning. You won’t necessarily have time to do all of that, and most women are going to be tolerant of some necessary flaws in your typical morning ablutions, just this once.
You should ALWAYS at least brush your teeth as early as possible, though, and there’s a good reason why.
If you’re staying, why not turn a one night stand into a night-and-morning stand?
If you’ve brushed your teeth and she doesn’t have to worry about morning breath, go ahead and angle for round two (or three, or four, depending on how the night before went)? She doesn’t have to say yes, and some women just aren’t morning people, but you can at least give it the old college try until she tells you no.
If that happens, make sure you’re nice and clean where it counts. No smells are good smells.
Prepare for a hasty exit—before you have to make it.
It might be sexy and romantic to throw your clothes across the room in a fit of passion, but it’s also going to make it a lot harder to get out fast in the morning without attracting attention. Make sure that when you’re disrobing, your clothes are all more or less in the same place, along with everything else you use from your bag and want to take with you.
Leave a note at least.
If you sneak out before she wakes up, a note might not get you back in her good graces—but it will at least be a strong effort towards some human dignity. Tell her you had a great time, and make sure to thank her.
That’s all you have to do. Leave it at that, and get out.